A quick explanation
What the hell is this site?
Honest answer below.
We're not really sure either.
One bad email turned into a bad taste in our mouth and a domain search to create something new. Maybe we'll sell merch. Maybe we'll get sponsored. Worst case, we made a great website to troll really boring companies.
What's actually here.
A countdown for people two weeks out from quitting. A resignation-letter generator. A share-card maker. A snap-back tool for the corporate emails that keep arriving. And "The PIP," which is exactly as stupid as it sounds.
All of it is free. No accounts, no signup, no paywall, no newsletter.
If you want a heads-up.
Drop your email below. We'll let you know if we ship something new (merch drop, a fresh tool, a sponsorship that pays for the domain). Read the three short blocks first. They're the entire deal.
What we might actually do
- Ship more free tools when we think of them.
- Sell merch, if the design lands and the audience wants it.
- Take a sponsorship from a company that doesn't make us cringe.
- Build something bigger eventually, but only if it stays honest.
Why we want your email
So we can tell you when one of those things actually happens. Not before. Not on a schedule.
What happens after we email you
- You'll hear from us at most once a month. Usually less.
- Every email has a one-click unsubscribe at the bottom.
- If we send a heads-up and you ignore us for 14 days, we auto-delete your email. No reminders besides one nudge on day 7.
You're in. We'll be quiet until there's something worth telling you about.
Or don't.
That's also fine. The tools above are free to use forever. The only thing we measure is page-view counts via privacy-first analytics. No cookies, no IP storage, no profile of you.