{ "version": 2, "description": "Rotating slogans for the twoweeksimgone.com hero banner. Append-only — do not edit or remove existing entries. v1: 99 lines. v2: +500 expansion organized into 10 thematic categories.", "lines": [ "Two weeks? I'm gone.", "My notice has left the building.", "Consider this my professional disappearing act.", "I came, I worked, I'm gone.", "This is not goodbye. It's payroll liberation.", "Two weeks from now, I'll be someone else's problem.", "My final deliverable is myself leaving.", "Please find attached: my freedom.", "Out of office. Permanently.", "I'm putting the 'bye' in 'by end of day.'", "My career has entered airplane mode.", "This meeting could've been my resignation.", "I'm resigning with immediate emotional effect.", "My two weeks starts now. My happiness started yesterday.", "I quit, but make it corporate.", "I'm taking my talents to not here.", "I have accepted an offer from peace.", "My last day is sponsored by self-respect.", "This is my official 'catch me never' notice.", "I'm leaving to pursue opportunities that don't require this.", "I regret to inform you I'm delighted.", "Two weeks' notice. Zero weeks' regret.", "I'm professionally peacing out.", "My badge has chosen freedom.", "I'm gone, effective before this email gets forwarded.", "This is my notice. Frame it or ignore it.", "I'm clocking out of this chapter.", "New job, who dis?", "My calendar just opened up forever.", "Today's agenda: leave.", "I'm giving notice, not a TED Talk.", "My resignation is the meeting invite you didn't expect.", "I'm moving on before the printer breaks again.", "I'm not quitting. I'm uninstalling myself.", "I am no longer compatible with this version.", "My availability has been discontinued.", "This role has been deleted from my life.", "I'm offboarding myself emotionally and physically.", "My exit strategy is walking out.", "I'm leaving before someone says 'circle back.'", "This is me circling out.", "I'm gone faster than a budget approval.", "I'm resigning before this becomes another action item.", "Please remove me from all future chaos.", "I'm no longer accepting workplace side quests.", "My final task is vanishing.", "I'm pursuing a better work-life ratio: less work, more life.", "I quit, but respectfully-ish.", "I've decided to stop attending my own suffering.", "I'm leaving to become harder to email.", "Two weeks I'm gone. Today I'm checked out.", "My final notice has main-character energy.", "I'm giving notice with extra exit sauce.", "I'm taking my lunch break and not coming back emotionally.", "I'm gone like the good coffee in the breakroom.", "My resignation has been approved by me.", "I'm exiting stage left, professionally.", "Please consider this my unsubscribe request.", "I am opting out of future nonsense.", "I'm quitting before the next 'quick sync.'", "I'm leaving for a role in not doing this.", "My job title is now 'former employee.'", "I'm forwarding myself to freedom.", "My two weeks are brought to you by better decisions.", "I'm not available for this season finale.", "I'm putting in my notice and taking out my stress.", "My last day is the plot twist.", "I'm resigning with style and mild sarcasm.", "I've hit 'skip' on this career episode.", "I'm leaving before morale drops again.", "Please update my status to 'escaped.'", "I'm trading deadlines for lifelines.", "This is my final boss fight, and I'm logging off.", "My employment has expired.", "I'm making room for someone who still has hope.", "Two weeks from now, I'll be a legend here.", "I'm gone, but my Teams status will haunt you.", "I'm leaving before another spreadsheet finds me.", "My notice is short, but my freedom is long.", "I quit with the confidence of someone who cleared their browser history.", "I'm resigning before I become a cautionary tale.", "I'm leaving to protect my peace and my passwords.", "My final answer is no longer employed.", "I'm stepping down, out, and away.", "I'm taking my PTO: Permanent Time Out.", "This is my 'you got this without me' notice.", "I'm gone like office snacks after lunch.", "My career GPS says rerouting.", "I'm leaving before my soul files a complaint.", "Please direct all future problems to someone else.", "I'm no longer in the group project.", "My resignation is loading… complete.", "The vibes have resigned.", "I'm signing off from this workplace cinematic universe.", "I quit, but the memories have also resigned.", "I'm choosing peace over paystub trauma.", "My notice is official. My patience was temporary.", "I'm gone, and this time it's not just my motivation.", "I'm retiring from pretending this is fine.", "Two weeks. Then I'm gone gone.", "Two weeks notice. Lifetime mood.", "Two weeks from now, not my problem.", "Two weeks, zero regrets.", "Two weeks until freedom loads.", "Two weeks and a cloud of dust.", "Two weeks. Then the inbox is yours.", "Two weeks is just a countdown to peace.", "Two weeks until I become a legend.", "Two weeks left in the workplace cinematic universe.", "Two weeks until my calendar learns silence.", "Two weeks notice, main character energy.", "Two weeks to go. Drama optional.", "Two weeks until the badge retires.", "Two weeks until I stop pretending.", "Two weeks notice. Maximum exit velocity.", "Two weeks until I am professionally elsewhere.", "Two weeks until my chair becomes available.", "Two weeks until I unsubscribe in person.", "Two weeks until the printer misses me.", "Two weeks until my Teams status becomes folklore.", "Two weeks until I become a former employee.", "Two weeks until this becomes a memory.", "Two weeks notice with zero corporate poetry.", "Two weeks until my peace gets promoted.", "Two weeks until I clock into happiness.", "Two weeks until the meetings lose me.", "Two weeks until the handoff becomes a handwave.", "Two weeks and I'm out of the spreadsheet.", "Two weeks until my out-of-office becomes permanent.", "Two weeks until the building loses a vibe.", "Two weeks until my laptop stops judging me.", "Two weeks until my badge becomes vintage.", "Two weeks until my calendar enters witness protection.", "Two weeks until I leave this tab open forever.", "Two weeks until the office snacks are safe again.", "Two weeks until my stress changes departments.", "Two weeks until I become unreachable by design.", "Two weeks until the Slack pings lose power.", "Two weeks until the final boss is defeated.", "Two weeks until I stop being a resource.", "Two weeks until I turn into an alumni.", "Two weeks until my chair starts interviewing.", "Two weeks until I vanish with benefits.", "Two weeks until the office playlist changes.", "Two weeks until this job becomes a fun fact.", "Two weeks until my email signature retires.", "Two weeks until I leave professionally and dramatically.", "Two weeks until my calendar says never again.", "Two weeks until I'm gone gone.", "This is my official I'm Gone Notice.", "Dear Boss, I'm gone.", "I'm gone, respectfully-ish.", "I'm gone, effective emotionally yesterday.", "I'm gone, but make it printable.", "I'm gone, and the notice has jokes.", "I'm gone, please update the org chart.", "I'm gone, tell the meetings I said nothing.", "I'm gone, forward chaos elsewhere.", "I'm gone, and so is my patience.", "I'm gone, but the legend remains.", "I'm gone, signed me.", "I'm gone, no appendix needed.", "I'm gone, no further questions.", "I'm gone, with corporate formatting.", "I'm gone, please hold your applause until my last day.", "I'm gone, and my calendar knows why.", "I'm gone, per my own policy.", "I'm gone, see attached freedom.", "I'm gone, please process this vibe.", "I'm gone, because growth called.", "I'm gone, because peace had an opening.", "I'm gone, and the inbox can hear it.", "I'm gone, with immediate personality.", "I'm gone, but I left the staples.", "I'm gone, the badge chose freedom.", "I'm gone, the chair is now emotionally available.", "I'm gone, status update complete.", "I'm gone, the sequel starts elsewhere.", "I'm gone, kindly panic internally.", "I'm gone, this is the memo.", "I'm gone, one notice fits all.", "I'm gone, minimal explanation, maximum impact.", "I'm gone, please circle back without me.", "I'm gone, that's the deliverable.", "I'm gone, no roadmap required.", "I'm gone, approved by me.", "I'm gone, archived and thriving.", "I'm gone, my peace has been deployed.", "I'm gone, redirect all nonsense.", "I'm gone, the handoff is hope.", "I'm gone, sorry for your future meetings.", "I'm gone, that's my final answer.", "I'm gone, the elevator music can stop now.", "I'm gone, respectfully departing the chaos.", "I'm gone, this notice is doing the heavy lifting.", "I'm gone, no reply needed.", "I'm gone, the chapter closed itself.", "I'm gone, thank you and goodbye-ish.", "I'm gone, please enjoy the plot twist.", "Freedom loading.", "Escape timer activated.", "Countdown to outta here.", "Your freedom has entered the chat.", "The exit clock is undefeated.", "The last day is closer than it appears.", "Counting down to not this.", "Exit mode initializing.", "Professional escape in progress.", "Freedom has a deadline.", "Clocking out of this chapter.", "The countdown knows what HR doesn't.", "Every second is a tiny resignation.", "Freedom, now with a timer.", "Your final day deserves a scoreboard.", "Counting down until the meetings can't hurt you.", "The office liberation clock starts now.", "Your future is refreshing.", "Your last day is trending upward.", "Days left: fewer than yesterday.", "The countdown is your emotional support tool.", "Time remaining until peace.", "Freedom is currently processing.", "Exit velocity increasing.", "The clock is doing its best.", "Countdown today. Gone tomorrow-ish.", "Your resignation has a progress bar.", "Time until not responsible.", "Measuring freedom in days, hours, and sarcasm.", "The escape hatch has a timer.", "Your work era has an expiration date.", "Calendar says go.", "Your future is scheduled.", "Counting down to a better login.", "Freedom ETA: soon enough.", "The quit clock has spoken.", "Every tick says leave.", "Your last day is getting louder.", "Time is on your side for once.", "One countdown closer to peace.", "Your notice has momentum.", "Your last day is now a lifestyle.", "The freedom timer does not negotiate.", "Countdown to no more quick syncs.", "The exit countdown has main character energy.", "Scheduling your liberation.", "A timer for the professionally done.", "The quit clock is running.", "Freedom: now with seconds.", "This countdown is emotionally accurate.", "This meeting could have been my resignation.", "Please remove me from future chaos.", "The printer will miss me most.", "My inbox and I are seeing other people.", "The breakroom will never recover.", "Please forward all panic to someone on payroll.", "My chair is about to become a rental.", "I have reached maximum meeting capacity.", "The spreadsheet era is over.", "The calendar invites can't come with me.", "I am returning my badge and my stress.", "Please update my status to escaped.", "My office plant knows too much.", "I resign before this becomes another action item.", "The group chat survives without me, probably.", "I'm leaving before someone says synergy again.", "The snack drawer has been notified.", "My desk has entered its empty era.", "The coffee machine saw this coming.", "I'm leaving before the next reorg finds me.", "Please direct all meetings to voicemail.", "The cubicle has been set free.", "I'm taking my talents beyond the copier.", "My corporate arc has ended.", "I quit before the next password reset.", "Please stop assigning me lore.", "I'm not the bottleneck anymore.", "My badge beeped goodbye.", "This role has been unsubscribed.", "I'm clearing cache and moving on.", "This task is now someone else's character development.", "The office chair has abandonment issues.", "I'm leaving before the next mandatory fun.", "The breakroom microwave gets custody of my memories.", "My stress has been reassigned.", "Please ping someone who still goes here.", "My laptop is emotionally offboarded.", "I'm exiting before the next quick question.", "My calendar has filed for peace.", "I have retired from pretending this is fine.", "No more circling back, only moving forward.", "I'm leaving before the reply-all incident.", "The office thermostat wins.", "This desk is now a historical landmark.", "My final project is disappearing.", "I have completed the onboarding to freedom.", "I'm leaving before the next alignment meeting.", "The workplace plot twist has arrived.", "My keyboard deserves a quieter life.", "I came. I worked. I'm gone.", "I resign with style and mild sarcasm.", "This is my unsubscribe request.", "My employment has reached its season finale.", "I'm opting out of future nonsense.", "Consider this my corporate mic drop.", "I am stepping down, out, and away.", "This role and I are consciously uncoupling.", "I'm resigning before my soul files a complaint.", "I'm no longer compatible with this version.", "I quit with punctuation.", "This is my professional disappearing act.", "I am forwarding myself to freedom.", "I have been promoted to former employee.", "I'm leaving to pursue not this.", "I've decided to stop attending my own burnout.", "I resign, but the font is friendly.", "This is my exit, professionally wrapped.", "I'm leaving before my patience goes unpaid.", "My resignation has been approved by my future self.", "The job was real. The goodbye is realer.", "I'm moving on with receipts and relief.", "I'm not quitting. I'm upgrading locations.", "This is my freedom memo.", "I'm leaving with grace and a little confetti.", "I quit, but make it brandable.", "This is the end of my office era.", "I am resigning from the group project.", "This is my polite exit ramp.", "I'm gone like a deleted meeting invite.", "I'm resigning with downloadable confidence.", "I am not available for the sequel.", "The credits are rolling on this role.", "I'm leaving because my peace had a waitlist.", "My final notice has entered the room.", "This is my farewell with formatting.", "I'm choosing growth and fewer pings.", "My job title is now almost gone.", "I quit in the key of freedom.", "Make your exit legendary.", "Turn your notice into a moment.", "Your resignation deserves better copy.", "Quit boring. Leave funny.", "Make your last day internet-worthy.", "Create your I'm Gone Notice.", "Build a countdown to freedom.", "Make leaving feel less awkward.", "Your final day deserves a headline.", "The funniest way to say I'm out.", "Generate your professional-ish goodbye.", "Give notice with personality.", "Start your freedom countdown.", "Turn awkward into iconic.", "Make quitting feel less corporate.", "Create the notice they'll remember.", "Your exit, but with better branding.", "The resignation tool with jokes.", "Make your two weeks look good.", "Give notice without sounding like a robot.", "Send your exit with style.", "Countdown, create, and disappear politely.", "Your goodbye just got upgraded.", "Put the fun in final notice.", "Write less. Leave more.", "The easiest way to say not anymore.", "Make your notice shareable.", "Build your official-ish exit.", "Create a goodbye that hits.", "Leave them with a laugh.", "Your final email needs a glow-up.", "Make the last day feel official-ish.", "The HR-safe way to be dramatic.", "Not legal advice. Just great exit energy.", "Make your exit look planned.", "Because a plain email feels too sad.", "Your quitting countdown starts here.", "Where resignation meets ridiculous.", "Make your goodbye less beige.", "The playful way to put in notice.", "Generate the exit you wish you could say.", "Turn your last day into a launch day.", "Build your freedom announcement.", "Your notice, but make it funny.", "Say goodbye without saying too much.", "The workplace comedy exit tool.", "Create a notice with main character energy.", "Make your final countdown count.", "A better way to say I'm gone.", "Start the timer. End the era.", "I'm leaving to spend more time not doing this.", "Please accept this notice with the urgency of a calendar invite.", "I have decided to explore opportunities with fewer meetings.", "I'm stepping away from this exciting collection of tasks.", "This has been a growth opportunity, mostly for my patience.", "I'm grateful for the experience and the exit.", "My next chapter includes fewer status updates.", "I am pursuing a role with less printer involvement.", "Thank you for the memories I will selectively keep.", "I'm leaving before I become the process.", "I'm excited to no longer be the escalation path.", "Please consider this my transition to peace.", "I'm moving on to opportunities aligned with sleeping better.", "The role was challenging, especially emotionally.", "I have decided to reduce my exposure to surprise deadlines.", "I'm grateful, tired, and leaving.", "My future goals include fewer pings.", "I'm transitioning to a workplace with a different flavor of chaos.", "I have enjoyed parts of this sentence.", "Please accept my notice and my calendar decline.", "I'm leaving to pursue a stronger work-life boundary.", "I'm excited for the next chapter and the reduced inbox.", "I'm grateful for the chance to learn what I don't want.", "Please route all future miracles elsewhere.", "I am no longer the keeper of all random questions.", "I'm resigning before the next urgent non-urgent thing.", "Thank you for the opportunities and the character development.", "My final day will be a team-building exercise for everyone else.", "I'm leaving with valuable lessons and fewer passwords.", "I appreciate the experience and the exit sign.", "I am moving toward opportunities with less surprise ownership.", "Please enjoy the silence where my responses used to be.", "I'm stepping away to pursue projects with endings.", "I have accepted a position in my own peace of mind.", "I'm reducing my dependency on coffee and chaos.", "I'm leaving before my to-do list achieves sentience.", "Please consider this my professional plot twist.", "I'm grateful for the experience and deeply grateful for the last day.", "I'm pursuing a future where urgent means urgent.", "This role helped me grow into someone who resigns.", "I am taking a step forward and several steps away.", "My next role offers exciting new ways to be tired.", "Thank you for everything, especially the exit date.", "I'm leaving before the next temporary permanent fix.", "Please keep the processes. I'll keep my peace.", "I'm moving on to diversify my stress portfolio.", "I'm retiring from surprise ownership.", "My final contribution is reducing headcount by one.", "I'm leaving to seek a better ping-to-peace ratio.", "I have decided to become unavailable with purpose.", "Gone mode: enabled.", "Outta here has entered the chat.", "Freedom era unlocked.", "Main character exit activated.", "The resignation arc begins.", "Catch me on the other side of payroll.", "My last day is my personality now.", "Officially in my almost gone era.", "This is not a drill. It's a departure.", "Someone tell my inbox goodbye.", "The office lore continues without me.", "Former employee energy loading.", "I'm not leaving. I'm escaping with structure.", "Plot twist: I chose peace.", "I am the out-of-office message now.", "Bye-week energy.", "The group project lost a member.", "No badge, no problem.", "Exit unlocked.", "I'm gone certified.", "The last day glow-up is real.", "Resignation, but make it aesthetic.", "I put the peace in peace out.", "This notice has legs.", "Walking away with Wi-Fi.", "My calendar caught a break.", "I left my stress on read.", "The office said stay. My future said nah.", "Gone is a destination.", "I don't chase deadlines anymore. I leave them.", "The quitting era is upon us.", "The resignation vibes are immaculate.", "My final day is doing numbers.", "This notice is a personality test.", "Freedom looks good on me.", "I found the exit and made it a brand.", "Respectfully, I'm elsewhere.", "This is the kind of quitting people screenshot.", "I'm not ghosting. I gave notice.", "Exit strategy? Yes.", "When the vibes quit first.", "My job and I are no longer mutuals.", "This is my LinkedIn-safe mic drop.", "Professionally gone, emotionally already there.", "My resignation has merch potential.", "Leaving loudly, but politely.", "This is your sign to update your resume.", "The notice is giving freedom.", "My workplace era has been discontinued.", "Gone, but make it iconic.", "Boss loading response...", "The boss has entered confusion mode.", "Management was not emotionally prepared.", "Please allow 3-5 business days for denial.", "Boss.exe has stopped responding.", "The org chart just flinched.", "Leadership has questions. I have a last day.", "My boss blinked in resignation font.", "Their face said meeting required.", "My notice created a new action item.", "The boss discovered consequences.", "Management just met the plot twist.", "The chair is available. The panic is not.", "Boss status: buffering.", "My resignation joined the leadership agenda.", "Please enjoy this surprise vacancy.", "The boss asked why. The countdown answered.", "Management has been notified-ish.", "The boss is currently processing freedom.", "My notice turned into a facial expression.", "The boss thought it was a template. It was destiny.", "Leadership discovered the exit feature.", "My boss is now accepting reality.", "The resignation landed like a calendar bomb.", "My boss got promoted to confused.", "The boss requested clarification. I provided a date.", "Management saw the notice and chose silence.", "The boss is reviewing the situation dramatically.", "My resignation created workplace weather.", "The boss face was worth the notice.", "Leadership has entered emergency vibe control.", "The boss is in a meeting with the concept of loss.", "My notice gave the boss character development.", "Boss reaction: priceless. Notice: official-ish.", "The boss chair shook a little.", "Management is recalculating.", "The boss found out I have options.", "The office ecosystem has been disrupted.", "My boss read the room and lost an employee.", "The boss is now a countdown watcher.", "Leadership requested a transition plan. I requested peace.", "The boss asked for more notice. I gave more font size.", "Management is pivoting to panic.", "The boss is emotionally out of office.", "My resignation became a department event.", "Boss confusion, employee liberation.", "The boss looked at the notice like it owed rent.", "Leadership will circle back to acceptance.", "My boss now believes in countdowns.", "The boss has been served a vibe.", "No more Mondays here.", "Meetings: declined forever-ish.", "Calendar cleared. Spirit restored.", "Inbox closed. Peace open.", "Badge retired.", "Chair vacant soon.", "Stress deleted.", "Future loading.", "Peace pending.", "Notice sent.", "Exit pending approval by nobody.", "Last day locked.", "Freedom queued.", "Handoff maybe.", "Drama minimized.", "Goodbye generated.", "Office era ending.", "New chapter loading.", "Meetings left behind.", "Forward to freedom.", "Gone soon.", "Gone enough.", "Gone officially.", "Gone-ish today.", "Gone for real.", "No reply needed.", "Emotionally clocked out.", "Former soon.", "Almost free.", "Freedom soon.", "Payroll farewell.", "Status: leaving.", "Status: escaping.", "Status: done.", "Status: gone.", "Status: legendary.", "Peace selected.", "Chaos declined.", "Future accepted.", "Old role archived.", "New era unlocked.", "Exit complete.", "Notice complete.", "Freedom complete.", "Resignation ready.", "Last day energy.", "Out soon.", "Gone mode.", "Notice mode.", "Freedom mode." ] }